Hey everyone, I'm off to Amsterdam later today to spend 5 days with my friend and her family. There will be much beer & giggling & cooing over her baby.

I have no idea how much email or Twitter access I'll have; so please don't be offended if you email me & get no response.

However, fret not, dear ones, for in a fit of quite unprecedented organisation, I have scheduled not one but two blog posts for this week. I hope you enjoy them